I thought about talking point by point, but I realised that all these parts came about 50/50. There are some consequences, while other things have no consequence whatsoever. Player skill is at least 50%. Game world react on some small things.
I think there's a running theme of 50/50 here...
Pete: Why hello, ma'am! Welcome to Bethesda Paintworks. What can I do ya for?
Customer #1: I'm looking for a tin of plain white paint.
Pete: Sure thing, my young lass. Here you go.
Customer #1: Errr...
Pete: Something the matter? You can confide in ol' Pete. In fact, you could even say I'm your confidence man. No wait, forget that bit. Why the long face?
Customer #1: This paint isn't white, it's very grey, and I need pure white for my...
Pete: Now wait a minute, missy. That there's exactly 50% white, which means you're getting the best of both worlds. If there wasn't black in the world, you wouldn't even know what white was, let alone how pure and virginal it can be.
Customer #1: I'm...
Pete: See this here is like a two for one deal. You get all the white you need, and we throw in just as much black for the same price!
Customer #1: But, if they're mixed, you don't really have black and white, just neutral grey.
Pete: I don't think you're quite seeing the whole picture here. See, what you're getting is a product that is greater than its sum parts. Now white is good on its own. In fact, it's without a doubt, the single greatest colour ever. It's a next-generation colour. The colour of the future.
Customer #1: But it's not really a...
Pete: Don't be interupting Pete now, little missy. As I was saying, white is the best colour ever, and black is... even better! It's better than the best. You might be thinkin' "no way in sam hell is that true. You can't get better than the best!" But you'd be wrong.
Customer #1: I...
Pete: But trust Pete on this. We take the best, and something that's even better, and mix it. We're not just adding one to the other, we're
multiplying them together, so you're getting the best
squared. And then some.
Customer #1: Well, I guess that does sound pretty good.
Pete: It's good like you can't imagine. Tell you what. You buy it now, this instant, and I'll throw in some grey paint as well.
Customer #1: Okay, you've sold me!
Pete: <grins maniacally>
[[minutes later]]
Pete: Hey there, sport! First time in Bethesda Paintworks? Never fear, because Pistol Pete is here, and I shoot straight. You'll get all the fact, and nothing but.
Customer #2: Er, hi. Um, do you like, have any black paint? I really want to kind of goth up my...
Pete: Do we have black paint? It's our most popular item. That young lady that just left wanted some black paint too, but I've probably got another tin around here somewhere.
Customer #2: Er, great.
Pete: And there ya go! That'll be fifty smackers there, champ.
Customer #2: Dude, that paint's grey. I can't be emo with grey.
Pete: Are you kidding around? I know you wouldn't be doubting Pete's word, now. Pete knows that you can't have black without white, and that's all you need to know.
Customer #2: But...
Pete: You a college boy? Sure you are. Let me throw something out there. Juxtaposition. Hear that? You betcha. Bet you use words like that on them internet forums all the time, am I right?
Customer #2: Well...
Pete: Then you need this. And Pete knows, because Pete is the world's greatest salesman. You know I used to sell cars? Made a damn good living out of it too. Then one day, I sold a car to my wife's murderer. Broke my heart, and now I can barely even look at a car, let alone sell one.
Customer #2: ...
Pete: Beat her with her own shoes, he did. you know how hard that is? Now, boots make a damn fine beatin' implement. I could probably take you down in a second with those big clodhoppers you kids all wear around. But women's shoes are different. They're all flimsy, no weight to 'em. Takes a lot o' the ol' elbow grease just to stop em screamin'.
Customer #2: Dude, you're...
Pete: Now, I'm thinkin' that college education of your has taught you a thing or two, or maybe you just watched that movie with that kid, but paint cans can give a hell of a whack if you wind up your pitching arm a bit.
Customer #2: ...
Pete: Not that a guy like you has ever wound up a pitch in his life. Whole world's against guys like you and me, so's we gotta stick together. It's either you or them, man. You or them. Now you just gonna stand there gawpin' or are you gonna buy the world's greatest ultimate killing machine of death?