EVERYONE KILL BETHESDA AND PETE HINES NOW

Twinfalls · Nov 5, 2005

They're not giving me my game next month. I have to wait two months more. Bethesda and Pete Hines must die. This is a new topic. I am gay, and a big fucking crybaby. Help, my oversize diapers are falling off. It's all Bethesda's fault. (look mum - I can SAY all this here ! Bad TES board mods won't let me). I have no life.

Greenskin13 · Nov 5, 2005

Oh my God. I did it. Crap, man, there's blood EVERYWHERE.

I am not going back to jail.

truekaiser · Nov 5, 2005

reminds me of this strip.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=147

crpgnut · Nov 5, 2005

Did Twinfalls think it was coming out of the closet? It didn't know it was gay before this? Amazing

I do notice that TF has 1001 posts in very little time, so it is right about that. It has no life.

Atrokkus · Nov 5, 2005

I was thinking lately, what would happen if all Oblivion threads receive a retardo land citizenship... would they outnumber Volourn's?

Goliath · Nov 5, 2005

Twinfalls said:
I am gay

Admitting it is the first step towards recovery. You are possessed by Satan but there may be still hope if your faith in Jesus Christ is strong enough.

There are multiple ways to salvation and I do not want to judge which is the right one. Some believe that you can pay for your sins by self-mutilation. So maybe a little tribute to J. Christ like this:

bryce777 · Nov 5, 2005

They could rename retardoland oblivion

Rulion · Nov 5, 2005

Why, oh why did I scroll down?

kingcomrade · Nov 5, 2005

why do pictures like that exist?

Rulion · Nov 5, 2005

kingcomrade said:
why do pictures like that exist?

Maybe he was proud of his work.

Twinfalls · Nov 5, 2005

Awww. Poor crpgnut's feeling a little bit sensitive. Speaking too loudly on your behalf was I, nut?

copx..... :shock:

Section8 · Nov 5, 2005

Ahahaha. That "dick nailed to the table" picture is priceless.

Off topic, should I be worried that I find things like a penis nailed to a desk, diarrhea fountains and anal stretching far funnier than say, "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Actually, you could probably put a laugh track to the goatse.cx man and he'd become a TV comedy sensation.

Twinfalls · Nov 5, 2005

Section8 said:
Actually, you could probably put a laugh track to the goatse.cx man and he'd become a TV comedy sensation.

Someone sig that. I like mine too much.

voodoo1man · Nov 5, 2005

Section8 said:
Off topic, should I be worried that I find things like a penis nailed to a desk, diarrhea fountains and anal stretching far funnier than say, "Everybody Loves Raymond"?

Yes. I'd play armchair psychologist again, but I don't even want to think about why you find that picture funny, so I'm just going to tell you that you are a sick fuck.

Section8 said:
Actually, you could probably put a laugh track to the goatse.cx man and he'd become a TV comedy sensation.

Maybe if he moved his hands around and had his asshole lyp-synch to popular teen music. I could totally see that being on MTV in 5 years, except they wouldn't play the whole song and show commercials every 20 seconds.

On second thought, commercials every 20 seconds and talking assholes is pretty much all there is to MTV today.

M'Aiq the Dragon · Nov 5, 2005

Twinfalls said:
Section8 said:

Actually, you could probably put a laugh track to the goatse.cx man and he'd become a TV comedy sensation.

Click to expand...

Someone sig that. I like mine too much.

M'kay.

HardCode · Nov 5, 2005

Speaking of sigs, I think my sig from the TES forums got the moderators attention, and receive a nice 25% warning due to calling the fanbois who DON'T want a demo of Oblivion "retards". Funny, before this sig, they never warned for that.

After days of uproar in the gaming world following Take2's announcement to their stockholders of the delay of Oblivion, Pete Hines, the Vice President of Marketing and PR for Bethesda, finally commented to the public.

Pete said:

Thanks for the lesson. That was refreshing.

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BTW, that was his reply to my post basically telling him to go back to school for marketing and PR.

Excalibur · Nov 5, 2005

omg that is sick

ExMonk · Nov 5, 2005

copx said:
Twinfalls said:

I am gay

Click to expand...

Admitting it is the first step towards recovery. You are possessed by Satan but there may be still hope if your faith in Jesus Christ is strong enough.

There are multiple ways to salvation and I do not want to judge which is the right one. Some believe that you can pay for your sins by self-mutilation. So maybe a little tribute to J. Christ like this:

Have a good laugh now. You won't be laughing when you stand before him.

Proweler · Nov 5, 2005

ExMonk said:
Have a good laugh now. You won't be laughing when you stand before him.

You just want to make throw up again or did you just forget religion has +8 penalty to sarcasm checks?

TheGreatGodPan · Nov 6, 2005

VGCats sucks.

android · Nov 6, 2005

Every new Oblivion thread needs a picture of a dick nailed to the table

Section8 · Nov 6, 2005

Maybe if he moved his hands around and had his asshole lyp-synch to popular teen music. I could totally see that being on MTV in 5 years, except they wouldn't play the whole song and show commercials every 20 seconds.

On second thought, commercials every 20 seconds and talking assholes is pretty much all there is to MTV today.

Haha.

Get the Crazy Gaping Anus Man ringtone today!

Goliath · Nov 6, 2005

android said:
Every new Oblivion thread needs a picture of a dick nailed to the table

No, everyone who starts a new Oblivion thread needs his dick being nailed to a table.

Join the ANTI-OBLIVION THREAD JIHAD (TM) today! Tubgirl a TES fanboy for Christ! (or Allah, Vishnu etc. - we accept all faiths! - but no atheists because they lack the required holy wrath!)

Goliath · Nov 6, 2005

ExMonk said:
Have a good laugh now. You won't be laughing when you stand before him.

Before whom? Oh, you mean HIM? That girly Finnish goth rock band! Sorry, but I laugh everytime I have to look at the "haircut" of their guitarist! :lol:

ExMonk · Nov 6, 2005

copx said:
ExMonk said:

Have a good laugh now. You won't be laughing when you stand before him.

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Before whom? Oh, you mean HIM? That girly Finnish goth rock band! Sorry, but I laugh everytime I have to look at the "haircut" of their guitarist!

The day will come when you will understand this statement all too well: "God is not mocked."

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