<aweigh> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<aweigh> LYNDA CARTER IS DOING VO IN OBLIVION
<aweigh> I was wondering when they were going to insert even more RPG love in there and now there it is
<Vacorsis`> Wonder Woman?
<aweigh> Can you just FUCKING IMAGE for ONE fucking second how incredibly stupidly sweetly AWESOME it will be to traipse through a REAL TIME MULTI 3D FOREST VIRTUAL REALITY WORLD with PATRICK FUCKING STEWART and LYNDA CARTER talking to you and telling you how awesome THE SOIL EROSION IS
<aweigh> JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN
<Vacorsis`> There's soil erosion in Oblivion?
<Vacorsis`> And Patrick Stewart?
<Vacorsis`> When does this game come out? I need it now.
<aweigh> FUCK YESSSSS
<aweigh> Lynda Carter is gonna be the NPC that teaches you how to farm
<aweigh> seeing as how the only possible use SOIL EROSION would have in an RPG would be for farming
<aweigh> I mean, Bethesda is so fucking awesome i don't doubt they implemented it just for that because otherwise IT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID
<Vacorsis`> Where do they talk about soil erosion?
<aweigh> in their PR site: www.rpgcodex.com
<Vacorsis`> I don't really see how they'd use soil erosion, but it sounds interesting
anyways.
<SolInvictus> Soil erosion is just a mapping feature.
<SolInvictus> It's not a feature of the game.
<aweigh> JUST THINK OF THE MODDING POSSIBILITIES!
<aweigh> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<SolInvictus> Dude.
<SolInvictus> STFU
<aweigh> dude
<aweigh> LYNDA CARTER
<SolInvictus> Wonder Woman?
<aweigh> yes, she is doing VO for Oblivion
<aweigh> because Bethesda caters to the hard-core RPG niche
<Vacorsis`> She was Wonder Woman in an old TV series, like from the 1970s.
<Vacorsis`> I only know this because I just googled it.
<aweigh> and you can't have that without Lynda Carter
<SolInvictus> I dont think I've ever seen it.
<aweigh> jesus fucking christ how old are you that you don't know who lynda carter is?
<aweigh> she is still beautiful, even in her late fifties
<Vacorsis`> I've heard of her, but I've never seen Wonder Woman.
<SolInvictus> Is she a MYLF?
<aweigh> she was recently in Sky High and before that in Super Troopers
<aweigh> and she's also in Dukes of Hazzard
<aweigh> she is the definition of a milf
<Vacorsis`> http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/ ... carter.jpg
<aweigh> AND NOW SHE WILL BE IN OBLIVION
<SolInvictus> Damn, she looked good.
<aweigh> BUCKLE UP BECAUSE THAT RPG IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE!
<aweigh> i can just picture her NPC, modeled after her in a wonder woman outfit, teaching me to plant flowers in the correctly eroding soil and watching my labors of love bloom!
<aweigh> and then eating my own produce and adventuring on my horse due to the unbelievable RADIANT AI which will make NPC's talk to me and make me dinner
<Rhonlore> Im going to bed now... finished a chapter in DS2 :p
<SolInvictus> good stuff
<SolInvictus> cya rhon
<Rhonlore> Late
<aweigh> i mean that is 100% rpg right there
<SolInvictus> Oblivion is going to sell on its own merits.
<SolInvictus> Patrick Stewart is just a bonus for the fans
<aweigh> after you finish planting you get to play as Patrick Stewart's character for a brief scene where he locks himself up in a bathroom and starts bawling during a Star Trek
convention until Leonard Nimoy coaxes him out with a beautiful bardic song
<SolInvictus> It adds a rich element to the game.
<Vacorsis`> You sound awfully excited, aweigh.
<aweigh> INDEED IT DOES!
<aweigh> how could you not be excited about the BESTEST RPG EVAH
<aweigh> it's got
<aweigh> SOIL
<aweigh> EROSION
<Vacorsis`> I'm excited.
<Vacorsis`> But not for soil erosion
<SolInvictus> I'm pretty excited over Oblivion.
<aweigh> i mean not even fallout let you play as patricks stewart!
<Vacorsis`> Which I've never read about anywhere, I must say.
<SolInvictus> It's going to be a good title.
<SolInvictus> don't you think so Scaper?
<aweigh> dude don't you visit Bethesda's PR site, www.rpgcodex.com ? it's all there
<Scaper-X> Heh, you could say that.
<SolInvictus> No aweigh.
<aweigh> they even made a nice little thread that counted all the features!
<Vacorsis`> I've never been to RPGCodex
<SolInvictus> I have no intention of reading VD's bullshit.
<SolInvictus> gg fake interviews
<Vacorsis`> I haven't read too much about the game, so why don't you fill me in, aweigh.
<aweigh> Vacorsis did you play Morrowind?
<Vacorsis`> Why is the AI so special they give it it's own name?
<Vacorsis`> I have.
<SolInvictus> It's emergent AI.
<aweigh> well forget everything you knew about MOrrowind
<SolInvictus> Meaning it's not like preprogrammed.
<SolInvictus> It's self-evolving AI.
<aweigh> Oblivion is now an action-rpg like Dungeon Lords
<SolInvictus> It sees new situations and compensates for it.
<aweigh> there are no stats involved, only clicking and WASD-dodging like in Unreal
<SolInvictus> That's why it's incredible.
<aweigh> their new Radiant AI is considered to be smarter than the mercs in half-life 1 and far cry combined! it makes for the ultimate FPs experience
<Percolator_Fish> sounds great
<aweigh> and you have patrick stewart giving you mission advice through your codec
constantly
<Percolator_Fish> what fps
<aweigh> Percolator_Fish: Oblivion
<Vacorsis`> Well that sounds great, aweigh.
<aweigh> when he says, "MAKE IT SO!" it means you have to watch the soil erode
<Percolator_Fish> why are you shitting out of your mough aweigh
<aweigh> in fact you start out in a prison cell and the only way to break out is to wait for the soil to erode!
<aweigh> INNUVATIAN!
<Percolator_Fish> that sounds fun
<Percolator_Fish> can you pace around your cell?
<Vacorsis`> Incredibly.
<Vacorsis`> Oh yes, can you? That would just be breaking boundaries.
<aweigh> yes, in fact pacing gives you bonuses to your soil erosion skill
<aweigh> you have to make it a major tho
<Vacorsis`> Well I'm pre-ordering the game right now, then.
<aweigh> of course you are! i already have two, one of which Patrick Stewart gave me
himself because if you chant his names 5 times in front of a mirror he appears
<Vacorsis`> SolInvictus, do you have any examples?
<SolInvictus> Well okay, in regular AI you have to create a solution for every situation,
or the AI wont know what to do.
<aweigh> haha don't listen to SolInvictus's lies! remember that Bethesda implemented the complicated level-up system found in Unreal Tournament and now you can fire 3 rocket-arrows at once with the UDAMAGE power-up
<aweigh> LYNDA CARTER IS DOING VO IN OBLIVION
<aweigh> I was wondering when they were going to insert even more RPG love in there and now there it is
<Vacorsis`> Wonder Woman?
<aweigh> Can you just FUCKING IMAGE for ONE fucking second how incredibly stupidly sweetly AWESOME it will be to traipse through a REAL TIME MULTI 3D FOREST VIRTUAL REALITY WORLD with PATRICK FUCKING STEWART and LYNDA CARTER talking to you and telling you how awesome THE SOIL EROSION IS
<aweigh> JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN
<Vacorsis`> There's soil erosion in Oblivion?
<Vacorsis`> And Patrick Stewart?
<Vacorsis`> When does this game come out? I need it now.
<aweigh> FUCK YESSSSS
<aweigh> Lynda Carter is gonna be the NPC that teaches you how to farm
<aweigh> seeing as how the only possible use SOIL EROSION would have in an RPG would be for farming
<aweigh> I mean, Bethesda is so fucking awesome i don't doubt they implemented it just for that because otherwise IT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID
<Vacorsis`> Where do they talk about soil erosion?
<aweigh> in their PR site: www.rpgcodex.com
<Vacorsis`> I don't really see how they'd use soil erosion, but it sounds interesting
anyways.
<SolInvictus> Soil erosion is just a mapping feature.
<SolInvictus> It's not a feature of the game.
<aweigh> JUST THINK OF THE MODDING POSSIBILITIES!
<aweigh> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<SolInvictus> Dude.
<SolInvictus> STFU
<aweigh> dude
<aweigh> LYNDA CARTER
<SolInvictus> Wonder Woman?
<aweigh> yes, she is doing VO for Oblivion
<aweigh> because Bethesda caters to the hard-core RPG niche
<Vacorsis`> She was Wonder Woman in an old TV series, like from the 1970s.
<Vacorsis`> I only know this because I just googled it.
<aweigh> and you can't have that without Lynda Carter
<SolInvictus> I dont think I've ever seen it.
<aweigh> jesus fucking christ how old are you that you don't know who lynda carter is?
<aweigh> she is still beautiful, even in her late fifties
<Vacorsis`> I've heard of her, but I've never seen Wonder Woman.
<SolInvictus> Is she a MYLF?
<aweigh> she was recently in Sky High and before that in Super Troopers
<aweigh> and she's also in Dukes of Hazzard
<aweigh> she is the definition of a milf
<Vacorsis`> http://www.comicbookhotties.com/images/ ... carter.jpg
<aweigh> AND NOW SHE WILL BE IN OBLIVION
<SolInvictus> Damn, she looked good.
<aweigh> BUCKLE UP BECAUSE THAT RPG IS TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE!
<aweigh> i can just picture her NPC, modeled after her in a wonder woman outfit, teaching me to plant flowers in the correctly eroding soil and watching my labors of love bloom!
<aweigh> and then eating my own produce and adventuring on my horse due to the unbelievable RADIANT AI which will make NPC's talk to me and make me dinner
<Rhonlore> Im going to bed now... finished a chapter in DS2 :p
<SolInvictus> good stuff
<SolInvictus> cya rhon
<Rhonlore> Late
<aweigh> i mean that is 100% rpg right there
<SolInvictus> Oblivion is going to sell on its own merits.
<SolInvictus> Patrick Stewart is just a bonus for the fans
<aweigh> after you finish planting you get to play as Patrick Stewart's character for a brief scene where he locks himself up in a bathroom and starts bawling during a Star Trek
convention until Leonard Nimoy coaxes him out with a beautiful bardic song
<SolInvictus> It adds a rich element to the game.
<Vacorsis`> You sound awfully excited, aweigh.
<aweigh> INDEED IT DOES!
<aweigh> how could you not be excited about the BESTEST RPG EVAH
<aweigh> it's got
<aweigh> SOIL
<aweigh> EROSION
<Vacorsis`> I'm excited.
<Vacorsis`> But not for soil erosion
<SolInvictus> I'm pretty excited over Oblivion.
<aweigh> i mean not even fallout let you play as patricks stewart!
<Vacorsis`> Which I've never read about anywhere, I must say.
<SolInvictus> It's going to be a good title.
<SolInvictus> don't you think so Scaper?
<aweigh> dude don't you visit Bethesda's PR site, www.rpgcodex.com ? it's all there
<Scaper-X> Heh, you could say that.
<SolInvictus> No aweigh.
<aweigh> they even made a nice little thread that counted all the features!
<Vacorsis`> I've never been to RPGCodex
<SolInvictus> I have no intention of reading VD's bullshit.
<SolInvictus> gg fake interviews
<Vacorsis`> I haven't read too much about the game, so why don't you fill me in, aweigh.
<aweigh> Vacorsis did you play Morrowind?
<Vacorsis`> Why is the AI so special they give it it's own name?
<Vacorsis`> I have.
<SolInvictus> It's emergent AI.
<aweigh> well forget everything you knew about MOrrowind
<SolInvictus> Meaning it's not like preprogrammed.
<SolInvictus> It's self-evolving AI.
<aweigh> Oblivion is now an action-rpg like Dungeon Lords
<SolInvictus> It sees new situations and compensates for it.
<aweigh> there are no stats involved, only clicking and WASD-dodging like in Unreal
<SolInvictus> That's why it's incredible.
<aweigh> their new Radiant AI is considered to be smarter than the mercs in half-life 1 and far cry combined! it makes for the ultimate FPs experience
<Percolator_Fish> sounds great
<aweigh> and you have patrick stewart giving you mission advice through your codec
constantly
<Percolator_Fish> what fps
<aweigh> Percolator_Fish: Oblivion
<Vacorsis`> Well that sounds great, aweigh.
<aweigh> when he says, "MAKE IT SO!" it means you have to watch the soil erode
<Percolator_Fish> why are you shitting out of your mough aweigh
<aweigh> in fact you start out in a prison cell and the only way to break out is to wait for the soil to erode!
<aweigh> INNUVATIAN!
<Percolator_Fish> that sounds fun
<Percolator_Fish> can you pace around your cell?
<Vacorsis`> Incredibly.
<Vacorsis`> Oh yes, can you? That would just be breaking boundaries.
<aweigh> yes, in fact pacing gives you bonuses to your soil erosion skill
<aweigh> you have to make it a major tho
<Vacorsis`> Well I'm pre-ordering the game right now, then.
<aweigh> of course you are! i already have two, one of which Patrick Stewart gave me
himself because if you chant his names 5 times in front of a mirror he appears
<Vacorsis`> SolInvictus, do you have any examples?
<SolInvictus> Well okay, in regular AI you have to create a solution for every situation,
or the AI wont know what to do.
<aweigh> haha don't listen to SolInvictus's lies! remember that Bethesda implemented the complicated level-up system found in Unreal Tournament and now you can fire 3 rocket-arrows at once with the UDAMAGE power-up